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Gossip Girl Breakdowns Revealed: EXCLUSIVE

Gossip Girl is coming to HBO Max, and The Illuminerdi have a sneak peek at the character breakdowns for the highly anticipated teen drama reboot.
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Gossip Girl Gents & ‘Rents

The first of Gossip Girl‘s fine young men is STEVE, who is the first character specified as white. Rich as sin but with the idealistic worldview of a saint, he may be our next Nate Archibald.

Meanwhile, BRAD is a boundary-pushing, sexually-fluid pleasure-seeker who loves testing the limits of his control. Ten bucks if you can guess who he sounds like…

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“No, Dad, that’s your dream.” – Steve, 2020

Then there’s TIM, a half-Asian student who skates both as a sport and away from conflict. Unfortunately, his home life is full of said conflict and leaves him having to take care of himself most of the time.

The ratio of teenage girls to boys is appropriate for a show titled Gossip Girl, which means the rest of the cast is made up of parents. Presumably, the focus they receive will be less than their children – but they may also follow Runaways‘ example of elevating the adult cast.

Included among the parents is: TONY, an African-American lawyer who seeks to be honorable in all his dealings; RYAN, a Caucasian musician with an alcoholic past who’s now on the straight and narrow; and KIM, a mentally-ill designer who seeks to be her own cure. There’s also ROY, a gay architect who may be the moral pillar of the group; and GREG, a bold producer who experiments with social conventions through his own creativity.

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Anyone remember Gina Torres played a Gossip Girl parent?

Among the younger set of adults, there’s JULIO, a Latinx graduate school student doubling as bartender and leaving behind a trail of men longing for more of his love; KATE, an older sister who’s after college graduation full of the best-laid plans for her future; and CALVIN, an ill-used nanny who goes to bat for his charge despite his treatment.

How will this myriad of characters interact? That’s one secret I’ll never tell. Mostly because I don’t know. For that, you’ll have to wait until HBO Max drops those ten episodes, most likely next year.

XOXO,
Gossip Girl

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Tatiana Hullender

Tatiana Hullender

Tatiana is an editor for The Illuminerdi, as well as a co-host of several podcasts. She is passionate about superheroes and space operas, as well as Jane Austen and kdramas. Visit @myrcellasear on Twitter to follow Tatiana’s articles, interviews and podcasts including: The Flash Podcast, Pop A La Carte and Ladies With Gumption. Subscribe to them on the Podcast app!